Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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