I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His nipple licking is glorious
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