Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
God, I missed his penis.
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