shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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