He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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