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So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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