That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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