Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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