i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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