I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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