I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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