K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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