come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?