D3 body, D1 cock
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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