Are we in a gay sports bar?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.