I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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