You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Fuck appropriateness.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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