I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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