You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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