This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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