Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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