he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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