I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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