Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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