trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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