those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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