Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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