New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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