he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best