All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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