Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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