There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
if only i could text you this smell
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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