That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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