Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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