Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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