I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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