I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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