Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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