My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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