i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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