I look better un-naked...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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