I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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