whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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