It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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