I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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