Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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