he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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