i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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