I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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