god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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