are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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