I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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