Having a random hookup so left but love u
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
