Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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