Ambien. No doubt about it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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