I think I am morally bankrupt
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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