I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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