Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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