I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I am spending my child support on dildos
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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